If there's no money, fuck off! This method of payment needs to be expanded

You haven't had sex in six months? 😱 Then why don't you fuck me?

She's not wearing panties, what's that supposed to mean? Is that an implication that she needs to be fucked?

Husband's gone for 10 minutes, hurry up and fuck me right here

Oh, my stepmom's not wearing pants. I seduced her and fucked her

Spread her legs - ready for anything, I'm going to salt it in 💦